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You have died.

OK, so you're not afraid of death, and why on Earth should you be? After all, death is that time of happy release from all the hassles of life. Now you're here, you'll maybe have noticed that this is a thinly-disguised feedback form. =) Not many people actually know there's a feedback form here. I wonder why... Well, if you'd like to fill it in, I'd be right grateful. It'll give me an idea of the sort of person who follows links such as "kill you". Hehehe.

Fri's Funky Feedback Form

Name:
Email:

I would like to die...
Drowning in a lake of bull semen
Screaming, with sharp things in my head
On the job
On national TV
Tomorrow
Like this:

I am...
A chap
A girlie
A non-gender-specific .net being
The sort of person who'd have said "Yes please" if the category had been "Sex"

Fri, your pages...
Are most triumphant!
Are quite readable, actually.
Passed the time.
Leave a lot to be desired.
Are the largest pile of tripe I've ever seen
Dont fit into the above categories, so...
...here's one I made earlier:

Your opinions are valued. I have a special machine which allows me to chop them up and recycle them as my own. It's not very fuel efficient though, so anything else you'd like to add would be most welcome.

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You have died.

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